Sunday, February 8, 2009

Guns

IMHO:

First, purchase an All-Weather Ruger 10/22. This is THE basic survival rifle -- inexpensive, capable of putting small game on the table and, in a pinch, able to protect you. 500 rounds of ammo will cost you less than 15 dollars.

Next, purchase a 12 gauge pump shotgun, preferably a Mossberg 590 or 590A1 Mariner. This is the weatherproof model. The world is full of voracious freaks, and one day these freaks may try to eat your hair and burn your feet off. Your trusty 12 gauge will surely bust their balls. You know this, whether you choose to admit it or not. Load your 12 gauge with buckshot.

Next, purchase an M-4 assault rifle (.223 caliber), or an M1A (.308 caliber) battle rifle. These guns will bag medium and large game, AND, they scare the socks off the zombie hordes. You can really kick out the jams with either rifle. The M-4 will feel and behave like a semi-auto submachine gun, and the M1A will deliver devastating penetrating power. Either of these rifles will turn you into a PLAYUH. Buy extra factory-made magazines.

Finally, purchase a semi-automatic pistol, preferably in .40 caliber. A stainless steel slide is a good option, specially if it is black. A polymer body is also a good idea, for further weather-proofing. I like compact pistols, but get whatever the fuck barrel length you want. One thing to remember: Your pistol is something you will carry with you everywhere you go, once TSHTF. Gotta take a midnight run to the shithouse? Pack your pistol. Gonna hit up Safeway for canned food? Pack iron. Gotta run down to the community garden to steal their shovel? Pack your fuckin' pistol. And load your Bad Boy with hollow point rounds.

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