New Guns Part 6

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That's right, motherfuckers: More cutting-edge pistols that you didn't know existed!

Above we have a Palm Pistol by Constitution Arms. It's a single-shot .38 Special, for use by people who can't hold a regular pistol. Honestly, I'm not quite sure what the advantages of this trippy little number are, but it's unique enough that I had to post a lil' sumfin'-sumfin' on it. The US government produced a version of this during WW II, called a Punch Pistol. The original pistol was riveted to a glove, so that it fired when you punched a person. Cruel & unusual, to be sure. But SNEAKY.

Now for the bad news: The Palm Pistol is due for production this year, but IT IS NOT YET AVAILABLE. I know that sucks, BUT YOU CAN PRE-ORDER ONE by going to the manufacturer's weblink above. Not that you will. Who would, unless they had enough money to have a frivolous gun collection? And we are not frivolous millionaires, WE ARE HIPPIE SURVIVALISTS.

One last thing: Constitution Arms is also selling the Tri-Plex cartridge, which is "a patent pending triple-projectile .38 special standard load cartridge containing three stacked conical projectiles". It's kind of cool, looks like it would debilitate at point-blank range.

Below we have a Wild West squeeze pistol. I suppose it was something you snuck into a poker game and then palmed beneath the table. Kinda cool, probably not too useful. AN OLDER VERSION OF THE PALM PISTOL, dig?

Polymer frame revolvers. They've been out for a few years now. Ruger makes them (BELOW). Smith & Wesson makes them (BELOW THAT). And, Taurus makes them (NOT SHOWN). I'm not going to bullshit you: I haven't done my homework on this subject. I don't know jack shit about these guns, except that they must be cool because they must be as light as feathers and rust-proof. And hi-tech shit is usually cool. So fuck it. If you think they are worth checking out, do some Google-ass online research and fact-find that shit! Hyaa!

That's it!

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