Thursday, December 27, 2012

The Hippie Survivalist - Amazing Facts!

*ONE out of a BILLION people reads this blog.  Who says one simple fellah can't fuck up the entire world?

*The toy shield shown below is a genuine "restored" artifact from The Zombie Wars.  Reinforced in a back room weapons workshop in 2026, it was wielded in battle by Darth Colbert Edison, the legendary 9-year-old commander of the Children's First Regiment of Zombie Hunter/Killers.  The C1RZHK is credited with keeping human civilization intact in San Francisco during the Dark Years.  This shield was found in the basement of local resident Ms. Tomei Ryder upon her death in 2067, and now resides in Special Collections at the Stronghold ArchMuseum on Alcatraz Island.  Darth's fate is unknown.


*If you have internet access and some spare time and like PA flicks, check out the BBC miniseries The Last Train.  Very realistic ruins (for a change).

*OK, if you want a really cool PA read, start with Ship Breaker, then follow it with The Drowned Cities.  Written by Paolo Bacigalupi and sequentially aligned in the same deeply effed future world, both are excellent and unique young adult reads.

*Sometimes the word groove just isn't here, I don't know what to say, the syllables don't flow, this blog comes out stilted, fer fuck's sake I just write what I can and try to make it palatable if not funny...I understand if you are not overly impressed by the content, but then again it's free and you don't have to read it, so STFU about it already. ;-)

*The damnedest thing happened the other day.  A colleague brought me to a restaurant that did not exist!  It was in an old Metro bus in a secret location and for a small fee we ate soup to our hearts' content.  No permit, no license, no menu, no address, we brought our own wine...my kind of place.  Nearby was a store that did not exist.  It sold crafty things.  Thank God the Underground World is still out there...it may be the last bastion of creativity, character and sanity.

*Good day, Lords'n'Lasses!  May the Force be with you as you navigate the post-Christmas sales and approach New Years.  Don't drink too much, fer God's sake stay off the roads, and don't bother with Resolutions (they are forced and phony and never work out no-hoo!).

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