*There are now numerous hyper-deadly combat shotguns so heinous that they would make even Steven Seagall poop his drawers if he were to rest his lofty gaze upon one. They tend to be bullpups, some with dual tube mags, though the AA-12 defies such categorization.
The Neostead Shotgun is a product of South Africa and has that god-awful South African bad-sci fi military design look to it. However, DR gives it two hot boners, which it means it's worthy of Kick Ass status. (Personally, I have an aversion to weapons produced in South Africa. The legacy of government oppression of blacks in South Africa is so evil that buying a riot/combat weapon produced there would, for me, be akin to purchasing a genuine Third Reich pistol that was used to murder Jews/Gypsies/civilians. BAD, bad juju. What do you expect? I'm a fucking hippie!)
The UTAS UTS-15 is a Turkish-designed, modified Neostead, and clearly ups the ante with vivid, modular ball-busting capabilities not found on the original. It one-ups the Neostead with an alternating feed capability and generally looks far more devastating. I watched some heavy-breather fire one on YOUTUBE and it made me weep tears...of blood. Notice how it resembles a SAW/Minimi more than a shotgun. MADE BY TURKS. WANT.
The two shotguns listed above are 12 gauge pumps with over-barrel dual magazine tubes, for 14+1 capacity.
Below is a Kel-Tec KSG, with UNDER-barrel dual mag tubes. With a forward grip attached it looks nothing short of masturbatory. I suppose this is the North American version of the afore-mentioned shotguns. Gotta say it has high sex appeal to me, but then I'm bias towards blondes, big tits...and dual tubes (even I'm not sure what I mean by that).
Now, if the previous three ball-busters had you hot and hard, this next one is sure to cost you a pair of tighty-whiteys: The AA-12 is nothing short of horkening. You already know all about it - all survivalists do - but for the civilians out there, the deal with the AA-12 is that it is a unique ground-up design, all stainless steel, box/rotary mag-fed with incredible shock-absorption capabilities that allow for TOTAL FULL-AUTO CONTROL. I am having fun with wild, humorous and vulgar vocabulary this blog, but I assure you that the AA-12 really does allow for full control when fired in full-auto - I have watched YOUTUBE vids of one man simultaneously firing an AA-12 in each hand on full auto, without any visible recoil or loss of target acquisition. You've got to understand that for a survivalist, that is akin to watching one man having two simultaneous, multiple orgasms, one in each hand. Hork. Wait a sec - that's disgusting. Who would want to see that? Oh, whatevs. I've also seen a vid of a guy dipping an AA-12 into a vat of water, lifting it out and firing it full auto, with water and steam pouring out of both breach and muzzle, to no ill effect. My only question is, why are US soldiers not already using this weapon in the field? No comprendo, Jorge.
Another future-is-now combat shotgun worthy of mention: the RAAC Akdal MKA 1919 (say that 5 times fast, Ranger!), which is an AR-type, box-fed 12-gauger. Who comes up with these names? Seriously. Pure Vulcan porn. I find the RAAC Akdal hideously ugly, but I'm told all dragonslayers are. And the arctic-urban camo IS kind of fun. Good Lord is it a big bugger, tho. One can only imagine the fun-stopping capabilities of this ball-buster. Eek.
One last behemoth, which I also don't like: the Kushnapup Series V, which is a US$200 SAIGA bullpup conversion kit. If you ask me, it looks like an IMI TAVOR clone in 12 gauge. Except that I like the TAVOR. Go figure.
OK, now for the money shot: the FRAG-12 HE grenade. That's right - 12 gauge high-explosive grenades. They make 'em and they work in the AA-12. One word: Boobies. That's all I got to say, my pecker hands are about to fall off from all this pecking, and I still need to milk some more mileage out of them before the sun sets. Hyuck-hyuck-hyuck! Have fun with this info. Go wild with it. Dream, and dream BIG. Maybe one day someone, somewhere, will be able to print/CNC one of these bad boys in their own kitchen...LEGALLY. Yeah, right. Get some sleep and kall me when you wake up. Heh-heh.
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