Zombie Haikus

Brains on the ceiling.
Brains on the floor. However,
No brains in my head.

Guns in the kitchen
and brains in my head. I'm not
a zombie yet, man.

Single-ought brainshot
Ought to knock the marbles off
A hungry zombie.

I may be loaded
for bear, but -- trust me! -- I'm real-
ly hunting zombies.

THUMP. THUMP. THUMP. Driving
Without headlights. Are those thumps
Speed bumps or zombies?

Chainsaw in one hand,
Morning Star in the other.
Dance with me, Zombie.

Managed to drive out
of Oaktown. Now I'm stalled in
A herd of zombies.

Zombies on the lawn.
Zombies on the porch. I fear
They will eat my brains.

Staggering, cold brains,
Screaming humans, my low moans:
I am a zombie.