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I
am Bat Cat. Yes - Bruce Wayne's mansion kitteh. On cold nights I slip
thru the cat door into the basement and curl up on the hot, ticking hood
of the Batmobile. Cat Woman and I have a "thing" for each other, as you
might well imagine. Robin, however, pinches
me and pulls my tail when no one is looking. And Alfred Pennyworth has chased me with a broom on more than one occasion. I wear a little cape that
allows me to sail long distances when I jump off of tall perches. I then land on Bad Guys'
heads and shred them silly. Also, my purrs have a narcotic effect on
criminals, lulling them into hypnagogic incapacitation until Batman is able to bash their brains in with the Baterang. I am friends with the mice and all furry brothers, and I wander each night in search of other Bat Things.
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