Do you understand where I'm going with this?
The Death Soldiers dress in black and wear skull face masks. They carry replica MP-40 submachine pistols that fire Deadly Electrified Death Darts. When they kill you, they will eat your face off and scrape your meat from your bones, leaving your cold skeleton to quiver and shiver to death. These guys are icy. And scary. They come from The Other Side. When they appear, they manifest out of thin air, making it very difficult to avoid them. Escape is impossible, unless you master the Cold Breath exercises, which will leave you absolutely BREATHLESS. But who has time for that? Anyway: It is said that The Death Soldiers were spawned from Hitler's spirit-testicles, which shot their little AWOL souls off into the Void when the Dark Lord was incinerated outside of his bunker. No one knows what date The Death Soldiers will rip thru into this dimension, and begin their Christ-crushing destruction spree. Such beings are mysterious and nefarious, and are not given to leaving trails in tea leaves. Death has no headlights. There is nothing else to say.
The Death Soldiers dress in black and wear skull face masks. They carry replica MP-40 submachine pistols that fire Deadly Electrified Death Darts. When they kill you, they will eat your face off and scrape your meat from your bones, leaving your cold skeleton to quiver and shiver to death. These guys are icy. And scary. They come from The Other Side. When they appear, they manifest out of thin air, making it very difficult to avoid them. Escape is impossible, unless you master the Cold Breath exercises, which will leave you absolutely BREATHLESS. But who has time for that? Anyway: It is said that The Death Soldiers were spawned from Hitler's spirit-testicles, which shot their little AWOL souls off into the Void when the Dark Lord was incinerated outside of his bunker. No one knows what date The Death Soldiers will rip thru into this dimension, and begin their Christ-crushing destruction spree. Such beings are mysterious and nefarious, and are not given to leaving trails in tea leaves. Death has no headlights. There is nothing else to say.
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