Saturday, February 26, 2011

The (Diabolical) LittleFoot Agenda(!)

Those who know me well understand the true extent of my megalomania. So it will come as little surprise to them to hear of my actual plans for the tiny plot of scrubland I own deep in the mountains of _____. In the coming weeks and years I will endeavor to build from scratch the Principality of LittleFoot, a sovereign nation and EOTWAWKI lifeboat outpost for self-sufficiency freakaziod outlaws of all castes & temperaments. LittleFoot will remain first & foremost a benign dictatorship, with extensive forays into cooperative economic liberal socialism & hippie survivalist social anarchism/Libertarianism. Passports, currency & edicts will be issued in due time, as well as random Presidential dictations inspired by authentic divine madness. We will endeavor at all costs to be highly productive & prosperous while pursuing a zero-environmental burden blueprint. No, actually we will improve the landscape to the point where we not only attain self-sufficiency on 4.4 acres, but also vastly improve the landscape in all ways. We will avail to set up a local trade network, & assist the surrounding community in attaining general security. We will also create our own happy militia known as The LittleFoot Lightning Bolts. Perhaps the state motto will be: "Fuck red tape, let's get 'er done!" ?

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